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#1 Dad (According to My Children, Not My Wife) – The Ultimate Dad Humor Tee
Show off your legendary dad status — at least according to the only votes that matter! This hilarious tee is perfect for fathers who know that parenting awards can get a little… biased.
💬 The Message:
You’re officially the #1 Dad — proudly certified by your kids (and lovingly disputed by your wife).
👕 The Fit & Feel:
Made from ultra-soft, breathable cotton, this shirt keeps you cool while you dish out dad jokes, fire up the grill, or handle "dad duties" with style.
🎁 Perfect For:
Father’s Day or birthday gifts that get genuine laughs
Dads who appreciate humor (and know their ranking system)
Everyday wear for proud, self-aware fathers
✨ Highlights:
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
High-quality print that won’t crack or fade
Classic fit, unisex sizing (S–3XL)
Available in Black, Navy, and Heather Gray
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Number One Dad Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$15.00
Show off your legendary dad status — at least according to the only votes that matter! This hilarious tee is perfect for fathers who know that parenting awards can get a little… biased.
💬 The Message:
You’re officially the #1 Dad — proudly certified by your kids (and lovingly disputed by your wife).
👕 The Fit & Feel:
Made from ultra-soft, breathable cotton, this shirt keeps you cool while you dish out dad jokes, fire up the grill, or handle "dad duties" with style.
🎁 Perfect For:
Father’s Day or birthday gifts that get genuine laughs
Dads who appreciate humor (and know their ranking system)
Everyday wear for proud, self-aware fathers
✨ Highlights:
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
High-quality print that won’t crack or fade
Classic fit, unisex sizing (S–3XL)
Available in Black, Navy, and Heather Gray
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |